The danger of being boring
by , 03-21-2011 at 09:50 PM (2378 Views)
I didn't mean to post to the blog today, but I came across this old Top Gear [URL="http://www.streetfire.net/video/top-gear-season-7-episode-1-all-rightsbbc-uk_part-1_2198407.htm"]episode[/URL], in which they review the Ascari KZ1.
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Hammond points out the reason you've probably never heard of this impressive car. It isn't ludicrous. He argues that with a handful of marques already well established, breaking into the "super car club" takes something more than just a competent and attractive car. It takes something like the Pagani Zonda.
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I almost chose a more luridly colored Zonda to drive home the point even further, but decided to be fair and just throw up another silver car. Still, it's quite obvious why you've heard of the Zonda, but not the Ascari. The Ascari is a good looking car. But it's a tame car. It's got fairly generic styling - the tail is reminiscent of recent prancing horses, the nose and side scoops predate the McLaren MP4-12C but are nearly identical. It's functional, curvy, maybe a bit attractive. But it's tame. Sure, it posted a great lap time on the Top Gear track, but those headlights just scream family sedan to me (Mazda 6 maybe?).
Now look at the Zonda. It's all wrong. The greenhouse is too far forward, the rear end just looks fat, and those quad headlights look like after thoughts. And what are those side view mirrors doing on top of the roof? My personal favorite is the utterly ridiculous quad rear tail pipes stuffed inside a howitzer.
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Hammond suggested that the Ascari engineers needed to hand the design to a ten year old and let him draw on fins and machine guns. Add a dash of madness.
Now I understand why Dave Smith has been so vehement that this car knock your socks off. It's not a matter of making a car that is just a good looking car. It has to be striking. Maybe he's not directly suggesting fins and guns (I think the permitting process for mounting automatic weapons to a vehicle might involve more headaches than the entire "Carroll" battle), but in order to be successful, this design has to distinguish itself not only in terms of performance per dollar, but sheer wow factor.
This is why I intend to paint my 818 bright green. Seriously bright green.




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