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j.miller
10-29-2011, 05:11 PM
Sooooooooo, as some of you know I just spent the past week rigging the contest so the west coast team would win. However!, Dave and the
westies thought that in the interest of fair play and the simple fact that we could beat you like a "red headed stepchild any day of the week and twice on Sunday" (no offense Dave....the redhead thing is just a figure of peach) that I share what I learned. Here goes!.... 1. half a block up on the same side of the street is a BBQ place with awesome pulled pork. B. just on the other side of the street is a really (I mean REALLY) good massage place who also has great pulled po....."nuf said" 4. You can hear the gunshots, but are far enough away at the hotel not to have to sleep in body armor. 5. Everyone there treated me very well making sure I had food and drink and whatever supplies I required to do my task. D. They asigned a helper named Ruben . E. Ruben is 57 and had his gall blader removed seven weeks ago. He was an ace helper and picked things up quickly. (he is feeling much better these days thank you).....oh! this is a biggie...13. They have ten to twelve hospitality girls dressed in Hip Boots, Daisy Dukes and Car Warriors Pit shirts tied just above their bellybutton (MMM!) They are the ones who make sure you have food and drink. 14. Next door is a porn studio and the girls like to come over and hang out in the breakroom.........damn, I was dream typing out loud (you can tell by when the numbering got screwed up). NOW! the good stuff. 1. I spent time with the producer (he likes to talk cars) . He made sure people jumped when I snapped my fingers (tried it once "really cool"). 2. They want good builds and people who are happy to be part of the process. 3. They are not looking for drama this season, they want great builds. Drama will happen on it's own, obviously. 4. I did my best on both cars, one is a little better and will go to the East Coast team. 5. When we get together before the show I will share whatever little things I know about our cars that will help. .......NOW UNDERSTAND THIS!!!!!!! for twelve years this has been my community. All my eggs are in the FFR basket. When a forum member asks "Who should I take my car to for paint?" and the So Cal guys recommend me it's a great thing. HOWEVER, when someone from the east coast or anyplace in between puts my name up IT'S A HUGE ENDORSEMENT!!! I PROMISE YOU I HAVE NOT, AND WILL NOT put my livelyhood or integrity at risk for a contest. 6. This will be a great show, we can do this and do it well ,while having fun and poking fun at each other..... Your Brother in a shared passion...da Bat

65 Cobra Dude
10-29-2011, 07:47 PM
Da Bat,

Nice writeup. Wish I was going to be there to watch the right coast kick butt over the left coast...

Henry

NicksPapaw
10-30-2011, 09:12 AM
DAMN Jeff, Bbq and Hospitality girls dressed in Daisy Dukes? If you don't start posting some behind the scenes pics, you might just get banned from this site! :) Now get back in there and do what is right for this community! Remember, No Pics, Didn't Happen! And before you get the bright idea, don't go posting a bunch of pics of Ruben with BBQ sauce on his face. That is not the pics that we are talking about here.

Cameron Autosports
10-30-2011, 08:53 PM
Well Jeff, if I know you we will be sweating over the build and you will be down at the massage parlor getting your pork pulled. Maybe we should get some gift certificates from the massage parlor for the east coast guys. I'm sure pulled pork is a west coast thing! That should give us the advantage! Looking forward to kicking some a@s in the most friendly way!
John

Wayne Presley
10-31-2011, 06:57 AM
The vapors must be getting to you Batman, oh wait I think I've said that before....
BTW, West Coast is gonna lose :D

ehansen007
10-31-2011, 01:15 PM
Nice Jeff! However I think all the fiberglass dust is eating away at your cerebellum. While I was there I only saw fat chicks, granola bars, and a Chuck E. Cheese across the street. I think making up a imaginary character named Ruben is a bit strange too but I guess you have to cope when you have to do two sets of hot rod doors! I never saw him! ;)

We have stacked the deck appropriately as to ensure victory. As you can see the West will be favored heavily with the likes of Dr. Ruth, DaBat, and the infamous LK. Not to mention the Hansen Brothers (who bring their toys on all road trips!). As we all know John Cameron is all about drama and intrigue so it will make the show that much more interesting. I'm more interested in the practical jokes to ensue.

However, this is very serious: I spent a couple of days helping DaBat at the site and you'll be pleased to know that as a favor to the East Coast team, I fixed the doors so that they open normally in the front and installed a bubble canopy for aerodynamics. I also changed the suspension mounts to add a decent 6" lift around the entire chassis so you can get over the snow you have back there.

Here's what it should look like when done.. You can thank me later.

5702

Stack, you got any info on your team?

EAST COAST TEAM
1. Mark Dougherty, team leader
2.Tony Zullo
3.Mark Stackler
4.Justin Zuffante
5.Erik Treves
6.Wayne Presley

WEST COAST TEAM
1. Lang Kersenboom, team leader
2.Jeff Miller
3.Erik Hansen
4.John Cameron
5.Tom Hansen
6.Dan Ruth

j.miller
10-31-2011, 07:04 PM
and they think I spend to much time with gold spray paint and a paper bag!!:o

KGB911
10-31-2011, 10:24 PM
These Hollyweard people are quite strange! They required me to get a physical and steel toed shows, so I went to the Doc today and got the physical and a prescription for Viagra! Life is Good!
Dr. Ruth:o

j.miller
11-01-2011, 09:57 AM
So Dan, I'm guessing the Viagra is in case you have parts in your hands you can still point at what you need next?:eek:

ehansen007
11-01-2011, 07:22 PM
As long as he doesn't use it as a dead blow hammer to get the tie rods off for alignment"

KGB911
11-08-2011, 11:25 AM
The prescription says I must cut them in Half! why the Hell would I want to do that? and calling a doctor after a four hour woody, Are they Nut's? Happily wearing my Steel toed shows! I can see the set now! Six guy's with aching feet taking Viagra,Vivrian and Red Bull! and sleeping in there Pup Tents, get it?
Dr. Ruth

jayguy
11-08-2011, 01:41 PM
Are there any bleachers in the studio for fans? With all the trash talk, I'm sure we could get a few people there to watch and cheer.

3D FFR
11-08-2011, 11:20 PM
Quick question, when do they plan to film this?

j.miller
11-08-2011, 11:41 PM
filming starts on Nov 15-17. 48 hours non stop. second 24 should be pure hell. Might air in Feb.

stack
11-09-2011, 08:37 AM
Well we finally have plane tickets so it looks like we are doing this thing. I think us east coast players have a little something for you west coast pxxxys. Thanx to Jeff and Erik for taking care of the body work. See ya on Monday.

Stack

65 Cobra Dude
11-09-2011, 08:42 AM
Stack,

Do us proud and make sure that MSD ignition box is straight ;)

Henry

stack
11-09-2011, 09:08 AM
Stack,

Do us proud and make sure that MSD ignition box is straight ;)

Henry

Of course man. Wish you could have been there.

Stack

AJ Roadster NJ
11-09-2011, 09:28 AM
I'm kinda thinkin' that with what I'm reading here that maybe the only place the unedited films from this can be shown would be on Skin-a-max.:p Looking forward to seeing it, and keep the trashtalk flowing.