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Mad Dog
07-29-2011, 12:58 PM
http://www.factoryfive.com/images/ffforum/captions/IMG_7541.jpg

This image was used in 2007, but we figured we'd recycle it to make fun of Dave.

terpstra
07-29-2011, 02:05 PM
With my telepathic antennes you will all bye my cars. Plans to rule the road are working. Dumb Humans.

redbar0n11
07-29-2011, 02:11 PM
"Can you hear me now?.... Good!"

LuckyWinner
07-29-2011, 02:18 PM
Everyone who works with him knows that if give him more than 2 beers, the silly antena cap comes out.

Gordon Levy
07-29-2011, 02:20 PM
I knew he wasn't human

MK4
07-29-2011, 02:23 PM
What.... is the camera "ON"? Light action,emotion....

JGEkmalian
07-29-2011, 02:34 PM
And our winner is out of this world.

racepics
07-29-2011, 02:55 PM
Which way did he go, which way did he go?

Gopher
07-29-2011, 03:03 PM
I've always known there wasn't something quite right with Dave but I just couldn't put my finger on it

RonnieP
07-29-2011, 03:11 PM
Do they really expect me to read whats on this clipboard?

Gumball
07-29-2011, 03:31 PM
FFR announced it's latest product placement effort - Dave Smith will star in this summer's block-buster big screen adaptation of "My Favorite Martian", resurrecting yet another great icon of the 1960s.

Hankl
07-29-2011, 03:55 PM
NO, I don't know Ross Perot !!!

Hank :cool:

riptide motorsport
07-29-2011, 04:21 PM
Danger! Will Rogers, danger!!!!!!!

tenncobra
07-29-2011, 04:32 PM
I was Shrek before Shrek was cool.

rschoeni
07-29-2011, 05:09 PM
Well maybe I did hide the eggs too well. :confused:

wasteddough
07-29-2011, 05:59 PM
I come in peace. Now will the following individuals please load my spaceship?

RonnieP
07-29-2011, 06:05 PM
I can't believe I didn't see the lights on both sides of Daves head.There or no words to describe this pictures.

AZJoker
07-29-2011, 06:15 PM
Excuse me, where are the Corvettes?

cakeman13
07-29-2011, 06:24 PM
You are right again honey as usual Thank You

GTMBOBBO
07-29-2011, 06:31 PM
"OK guys, I know to some of you that the new 818 looks a little foreign.....but please just bear with me and I'll explain!

THE ITALIAN
07-29-2011, 06:34 PM
Stay tuned for THE NEW "MY FAVORITE WAREHAM"

Mike D2
07-29-2011, 06:52 PM
What do you mean I'm creeping you out?

AJ Roadster NJ
07-29-2011, 07:19 PM
"...and then the lightbulb went on. Two in fact..."

LCD Gauges
07-29-2011, 07:28 PM
"If I spin fast enough, I know I could get airborne."

nemarinepower
07-29-2011, 08:03 PM
My horsepower antenni are quivering!

PaulW
07-29-2011, 08:28 PM
Nothing to see here folks, just a man and a really large Q-tip.

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 08:33 PM
"Why yes, Katy Perry DID write that song about me!"

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 08:36 PM
"Sometimes you guys really really bug me..."

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 08:37 PM
Resistance is futile. Factory Five Racing.

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 08:45 PM
Whether you go with the basic or complete kit, you have unlimited possibilities in how you customize and assemble your parts.

jkrueger
07-29-2011, 09:05 PM
Take me to your builders. (in an alien robot voice)

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 09:11 PM
It says the lights are supposed to be in box 2A, but I can't find them!

Hankl
07-29-2011, 09:16 PM
When He's excited, they stand straight Up!

Hank :cool:

Mr. Ugly
07-29-2011, 09:24 PM
"I gave Steve Martin a ride around the track, and he showed me this cool trick!"

68GT500MAN
07-29-2011, 10:14 PM
Ah, the California sunshine brings out the best in Dave.

Wayne Presley
07-29-2011, 10:15 PM
http://www.factoryfive.com/images/ffforum/captions/IMG_7541.jpg

This image was used in 2007, but we figured we'd recycle it to make fun of Dave.

Has anyone seen my glasses??? I can't see my watch without them since I'm so old now and they're custom made to hook over my antenna.

Reno-mike
07-29-2011, 11:21 PM
A scene from Star Wars Episode VII: Ride of the Jedi

Mr. Ugly
07-30-2011, 12:04 AM
Yes, this is the head light upgrade that you'll receive with the Anniversary Edition of the MKIV roadster!

LuckyWinner
07-30-2011, 02:18 AM
With Dave Smiths new antena set up, hes able to detect Sh**by lawyers a mile away.

mattydaz11
07-30-2011, 02:58 AM
Factory Five's unfair advantage. Dave is not from this world.

mattydaz11
07-30-2011, 03:19 AM
Project 818 has Dave's hair standing on end.

Marhaws
07-30-2011, 05:05 AM
nanu nanu

Marty Prario
07-30-2011, 08:30 AM
Click Click, Dave has better idea's

Colonist
07-30-2011, 10:54 AM
"Now we know who is actually managing director of 'da bunnies.'"

loeffler1
07-30-2011, 12:50 PM
I'm gonna say this one last time - who's volunteering for cleanup.

Loeffler1

Pierre B
07-30-2011, 01:34 PM
Funny, I didn't look this way when I went to bed last night!

kenh
07-30-2011, 01:40 PM
"so they said, keep the speech short or antennas would grow out of my head...I said ha, yeah right"

NicksPapaw
07-30-2011, 03:22 PM
These newly installed levers allow Dave to shift his brain into overdrive. The one on the left allows him to task between Roadster, GTM, Hot Rod, Coupe, and Challenge Car. The one on the rigt is the 818 shifter. Three positions, three body styles!

FFinisher
07-30-2011, 05:00 PM
Dave was particularly bright this day!

jbcobra67
07-30-2011, 05:32 PM
Dave Smith phone home.

Gene_Canve
07-31-2011, 11:17 AM
Why is the guy in the red shirt staring at me?

ram_g
07-31-2011, 12:19 PM
"Dave Smith puts his feelers out regarding Factory Five's new product plans"

Mr. Ugly
07-31-2011, 06:42 PM
I hate when the transporter malfunctions...

Mr. Ugly
07-31-2011, 06:47 PM
Klaatu barada nikto!

bmbuckeye
08-01-2011, 02:04 AM
It's really not fair when one of the bikini contest judges gets to use his feelers.........

GrumpyGuy37
08-01-2011, 03:13 AM
Dave- Snails of the world unite- today we race in MKIV's!!!

JGPierce
08-01-2011, 09:15 AM
Why MUST they always ask, "Is that real or a kit car?!!!"

al r
08-01-2011, 03:33 PM
Number 818? Number 818? 8-1-8? Buehler? Anyone?!?

charles roybal
08-02-2011, 08:16 PM
No...really I was not borne in Roswell New Mexico.

David J
08-05-2011, 02:36 PM
pssssssst---Dave---pssssst----over here.

The new side mirrors are supposed to be for the car, Dave.

For. The. Car.

Pharacon
08-09-2011, 10:46 AM
My factoryfive sense is tingling...

AC Bill
08-24-2011, 11:44 AM
"Who said that?"
"Dammit Mark, I told you before, those are not anal probes!"

j.miller
09-17-2011, 09:41 PM
Photo as seen in the MIB coffee lounge of the top ten most wanted....... A BUG in a DAVE suit.