Name That Caption Contest [Archive]

Mad Dog

05-20-2011, 09:11 AM

I like being the guy behind the camera because I get to take photos like this one of Dave and the guys from SKJ. In this case, I got permission to do a "Name That Caption" contest. The winner will get about $50 worth of Factory Five swag including a t-shirt, hat, travel mug, key chain, and a free kit (kidding about the kit).

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg

The contest will run through the weekend with the winner being announced on Monday.

Reminder: Keep it clean, it's a family show.

Mustang Man

05-20-2011, 09:25 AM

Alright, let's get this party started!

Here's my entry:
"I don't know what it is, but every time I grab the wheel in my Roadster like this I yell 'I'm going fast momma!' like Ricky Bobby!"

Mark

FFWads

05-20-2011, 09:29 AM

Pool party at my house! Picture this, Me, speedos, and my new dance moves!

BBOMAR

05-20-2011, 09:42 AM

Ha Ha...
We've all heard this joke before, but since he's the boss, we better just keep laughin'!

5speed

05-20-2011, 09:43 AM

So I'm trying to hand my drivers license to the police officer and he took the keys to the coupe. That was a week ago and I haven't seen him since. I now own an almost new crown vicky and shotgun though.

AJ Roadster NJ

05-20-2011, 09:50 AM

No, Dave, your OTHER left...

Gkrabbe

05-20-2011, 10:10 AM

" So I'm nearing the end of the strait and getting ready to turn and I think to myself;" this time I'm going to use two hands on the wheel". Wow, what a difference!"

Jeff Collins

05-20-2011, 10:48 AM

This one time at band camp...

cakeman13

05-20-2011, 11:01 AM

Yes, I told you it will turn to the right, give me a break I would not lie to you.

PhyrraM

05-20-2011, 11:07 AM

"Dudes, wanna judge the 818 contest?"

Ray

05-20-2011, 11:23 AM

1989

Ray

Randy Jones

05-20-2011, 11:32 AM

No Kooks... ...and we're not going to tell you again!

;)

R :D

shifletb

05-20-2011, 11:43 AM

When I blew by the Prius, the Prius owner was yelling something, but I couldn't hear him over my Type 65 Coupe's awesome exhaust note.

Garry Bopp

05-20-2011, 11:45 AM

Here's mine, "Dave, you really ought to consider tattoo's and a goatee!"

Garry

frankeeski

05-20-2011, 11:47 AM

"Just a little cream in my coffee."

ffr1430

05-20-2011, 11:48 AM

So we duct taped it back together and kept racing!

Sean

05-20-2011, 12:00 PM

So, here I was trying to change my 8-track while keeping up with the hot girl and my old car died..... Ahhhhhh.....Prom Night!!!

GTMKris

05-20-2011, 12:20 PM

So check this out...... Our next kit, I have invested our entire companys assests in.... Wait for it... A fiberglass Lamborghini body on a Fierro frame!!!

Leonard

05-20-2011, 12:41 PM

"For me, the best part of the build was sitting in the car making vroom vroom noises..."

Gumball

05-20-2011, 12:52 PM

"Honest... the older I get the faster I was!"

DARKPT

05-20-2011, 12:53 PM

Dave tries to show the young guys that The Dougie is a ripoff of an old Partridge Family move.

eelracso

05-20-2011, 01:09 PM

Let me teach you how to dougie!

pricesplace

05-20-2011, 01:11 PM

So now the trooper has the cuffs on me...........

ehansen007

05-20-2011, 01:20 PM

"So I'm talking to the sales lady at Macy's and I'm holding up this leather belt and asking her, how do I know if this belt fits?" And she says, "what you mean, you just try it on... you've never owned a belt before.?" And I reply, "NO!!!! How does it work?" :)

David Hodgkins

05-20-2011, 01:23 PM

"Sing with me! Ready?
Oompa, Loompa, Dippity Do..."

:D

markmax

05-20-2011, 01:36 PM

When you can snatch the keys from my hand grasshopper.

mikey likes it!

05-20-2011, 01:42 PM

Let's see.... I have the outfit and some gray hair. If I can only get a couple more cars, I will be just like Jay Leno.....

ironman16nc

05-20-2011, 02:54 PM

"So here I am looking into the eyes of the guy behind me after doing a 180 on turn three...suggestions?"

Someday I Suppose

05-20-2011, 03:36 PM

"So I'm racing Mark Dougherty on x-box kinect, and I got my hands out like this and my foot to the floor screetching around turn one at Road Atlanta..."

rick8928

05-20-2011, 03:37 PM

"At this point, it became obvious that countersteering only works with motorcycles."

SRider

05-20-2011, 04:06 PM

"You grab the ropes like this, cross em' over each other real fast, then you in middle jump in and start hopping. This is how we Double Dutch!"

Kalstar

05-20-2011, 04:37 PM

"OK guys, next project build, can R&D make my walker as fast as the Roadster?"

or

I turned him upside down and shook him like this.

RonnieP

05-20-2011, 04:54 PM

While we were on the way to the Charlotte auto fair we pass my favorite hamburger restaurant. I stomped
the gas pedal on the rental car and spun that bad boy around in the road.The whole time Gary was yelling 'yoo hoo
like in the ff cd when he was driving his coupe.

ruffone

05-20-2011, 05:05 PM

"You should have seen it, we were turning into Sonic last Friday night for the weekly hotrod show in the new Mark IV when I reached down to hit the horn button when next thing I know the rearend passed us... Man, talk about embarrassing, the whole crowd was hottin and hollerin at us... :-)"

Eldrik

05-20-2011, 05:21 PM

Woops! I posted my caption on Facebook, instead. Here it goes again... :p

"Sounds like....." *VRRROOOOOMMM*

Radkat

05-20-2011, 06:17 PM

When I grow up and get my driver's license, I want to drive a Factory Five Car just like you guys!!!

wcmcgrath

05-20-2011, 06:26 PM

So then I am entering that decreasing radius turn and just then all I see is grass and dirt and think, "There is no way this could be happening to me, I am Dave Smith from Factory Five!".

wcmcgrath

05-20-2011, 06:29 PM

So as I am cutting it hard and the car is starting to roll, suddenly my mind went to the welding tech we have had working on those roll bars - I sure hope we got our money's worth out of that guy !!

wcmcgrath

05-20-2011, 06:35 PM

"Even I can't help but get in the seat of an unfinished kit and start making BRRROOOOOOOM BRRRRROOOOOOOM noises"

Roadster

05-20-2011, 08:51 PM

Rrrrrr Rrrrrrrr Rrrrr VRoooooooooom!

68GT500MAN

05-20-2011, 10:53 PM

I was entering the sweeping right hand turn at Willow Springs......

JohnnyRocker

05-21-2011, 08:09 AM

".....a splash of grenadine, top it off with the little umbrella and there you have it......the perfect Shirley Temple"!!

MrJeffreyB

05-21-2011, 08:10 AM

"I was daydreaming on the garden tractor while finishing up the lawn when I suddenly realized I wasn't in the coupe! My garden tractor suffers from an alignment problem so as I rounded the corner the backend swung out and I ran right through the flower beds mowing down all the tulips! I gotta get the toe adjusted in that garden tractor..."

David J

05-21-2011, 08:28 AM

So here I am, showing the officer how I actual can pour myself coffee and make donuts at the same time...

cudd33

05-21-2011, 10:15 AM

First gear, lean right -- Second gear, hang on tight --

bill rifenburg

05-21-2011, 10:50 AM

And I ended withe a double purple nurple!

VeniceCobra

05-21-2011, 11:53 AM

So I told him: "Right hand, cash for your foundation or left hand a bag of chicken grain, that's all what you'll get from me this time"!

doughboy

05-21-2011, 12:14 PM

Ok, so here is my entry..."In turn nine I must have been pulling 1.5 Gs "

AC Bill

05-21-2011, 12:45 PM

"Put your dukes up...come on, I dare ya"

Tomh440

05-21-2011, 02:10 PM

These kits are really easy to build. Just put tab "A" into slot "B", or is that tab "B" into slot "A"or..........

KERMIT1

05-21-2011, 03:41 PM

So I flipped over. I was fine but you should seen how many rolls of duct tape it took to put the body back together. Honestly, we won the next day

Disarray

05-21-2011, 06:05 PM

"So ever since then, when I turn the key, it makes a noise like 'scha kala kala kala pbzzzzt'. any suggestions?

SRider

05-21-2011, 07:20 PM

Ehhhhhhh macarena!!

Tim Potts

05-21-2011, 08:20 PM

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg

As uncomfortable as it was...Dave did promise the winner of the Dance off a ride in the Roadster.

trublue

05-22-2011, 06:55 AM

"and then it..."

I like being the guy behind the camera because I get to take photos like this one of Dave and the guys from SKJ. In this case, I got permission to do a "Name That Caption" contest. The winner will get about $50 worth of Factory Five swag including a t-shirt, hat, travel mug, key chain, and a free kit (kidding about the kit).

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg

The contest will run through the weekend with the winner being announced on Monday.

Reminder: Keep it clean, it's a family show.

k2fast

05-22-2011, 10:55 AM

"Little grease and sweat equals success"

Sergio

05-22-2011, 11:10 AM

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg

I saw you guys in CAR WARRIORS, I think I drive better than you can modify a car... uh?

redsharK

05-22-2011, 12:50 PM

"Pull my Finger.... common guys really... Pull my finger..."

Raceral

05-22-2011, 09:29 PM

Dooooooo tha Macarena!!!!!

respond2us

05-23-2011, 05:30 AM

"I know it's not traditional, but at MY wedding, we did the chicken dance like THIS..."

Imp

05-23-2011, 07:13 AM

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg

"This is Factory Five's new 'Pay Per Mile' modification. You insert the card into the slot on your dashboard, like this, and with the more credits you have on your card, the more smiles you'll get per mile. It's like Dave & Busters for the road!"

--kC

ddorrer

05-23-2011, 08:02 AM

"I just got back from Pakistan...I had Bin Laden in a head lock; like this..."

Mad Dog

05-23-2011, 09:04 AM

Wow guys, there's a lot of great captions for this photo. Will have to talk it over with the crew here but we will announce the winner later this afternoon. Definitely helped wake me up (have a slight case of the Mondays) with all the laughs I got.

WAYNES WORLD

05-23-2011, 11:43 AM

They didn’t quite get it until Dave actually did his Pinocchio impression.

Wayne

Mad Dog

05-23-2011, 01:20 PM

And the winner is............

http://www.factoryfive.com/whatsnew/community/skj/images/DSC_0683.jpg
5Speed - "So I'm trying to hand my drivers license to the police officer and he took the keys to the coupe. That was a week ago and I haven't seen him since. I now own an almost new crown vicky and shotgun though."

It was tough to narrow down so we have a couple of honorable mentions:

FFWads - "Pool party at my house! Picture this, Me, speedos, and my new dance moves!"

ehansen007 - ""So I'm talking to the sales lady at Macy's and I'm holding up this leather belt and asking her, how do I know if this belt fits?" And she says, "what you mean, you just try it on... you've never owned a belt before.?" And I reply, "NO!!!! How does it work?""

Ray:
http://thefactoryfiveforum.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=1989&d=1305908535

Thanks to everyone who submitted a caption. We all laughed pretty hard.

5speed

05-23-2011, 01:45 PM

E-mail sent Mad Dog. :)

jverkaik

05-26-2011, 01:46 PM