Name That Caption

[Mad Dog]

Factory Five's Director of R&D Jim Schenck at this year's Open House. Name that caption!

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[Dave Smith]

So put your hands under mine, and then try to slap my hand before I pull them away. If you can, then I'll tell you about the 818 hard top...

[michael everson]

No no. Look at my hands. You can only be this tall to get in the GTM.

[wallace18]

Is this how tall Jeff Gordon really is?

[myjones]

People think Dave Smith is a half a bubble off but he's really only twisted about this far :)

Dale

[Barrel]

Ok, Ok! I'll be there as soon as my nails have dried. Alright?

[WIS89]

So there we were at 30,000 feet in a loose line abreast, my right wing rises just a bit, and I look up and I wonder...

Did I leave the coffee pot on when I left the house this morning?

[skullandbones]

I'm serious, FFR is going to build a flying car next; you know like the Jetson's!!!

[Kalstar]

Factory Five's Director of R&D Jim Schenck at this year's Open House. Name that caption!

https://www.factoryfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/DSC_53021.jpg


One time, at band camp.....

[bil1024]

So there I am clocking 180, and this chick....no really this happened, listen this chick she says........

[carbon fiber]

"Yes, I was in that movie under the name BUCK NAKED... But lets keep that on the down-low."

[flynntuna]

No really, I can rap. I'm doing a set with the band later check it out.

[riptide motorsport]

"I'm tellin you...she was F_I_N_E!!!!!

[Vman7]

roflmbo.......

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Jim explaining to the potential customer on the right after the customer says "is there going to be a 818 hardtop"
Jim says: "Well it's like this, see I am doing a balancing act between Dave Smith and the FFR customer's wants...." and after Jim going on and on for about 20min.s

The guy on the right is thinking to himself (I just asked if there was going to be a 818 hardtop, what in the world is jim talking about)

Just teasing Jim :)

David

[Mustang Man]

"On the weekends I DJ at this club out on the cape. I have two turntables setup so I can spin just like this. They call me DJ Jimmy Jam on the Wheels of Steel!" :P

Mark

[H R Lucky]

Factory Five's Director of R&D Jim Schenck at this year's Open House. Name that caption!

https://www.factoryfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/DSC_53021.jpg

I'm working with HP on a new version of 'SolidWorks', when it's perfected all I have to do is wave my hands like this and I can control everything on the screen.

[carbon fiber]

[QUOTE=Mad Dog;158214]Factory Five's Director of R&D Jim Schenck at this year's Open House. Name that caption!

https://www.factoryfive.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/DSC_53021.jpg So then, WHILE they're probing me, I can feel the spaceship taking off...