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Taz Rules
01-05-2014, 08:12 PM
:cool:This just in to me via email.....




Pappa Tino here. Father of a beauty named Victoria.

Feel free to tell the GTM gang if you like.
I.ll check in later.

Thanks,
Tino

Congrats, ya big galoot!
Better say goodbye to that sleeping thing!
:p

Now, on that card, over the "Spray Guard" place goggles, over the "Sleep Aid" place Ear plugs, and over the "Nerve Protector" place those thingys that go into electrical sockets.
Oh, and the "Daddy Prod"...Thats a barbecue fork for your wife....

Oh, and this might be helpful too! (Language NSFW, so I'm just putting a text link in here... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENjKi7NkTNE )

LCD Gauges
01-08-2014, 02:59 PM
Sorry, didn't see this until now. Thanks again Brother Ash for the post. Here is a pic of the little-one in question.

25010
It was a rough first two days, but we're on a routine now. The GTM will be road worthy this Spring! :mad:

P.S. Six hours of sleep for everyone last night. Bite me.

Kempo
01-08-2014, 04:59 PM
Congrats Tino!!!! Is that your first one?

Kalstar
01-08-2014, 06:47 PM
Sorry, didn't see this until now. Thanks again Brother Ash for the post. Here is a pic of the little-one in question.

25010
It was a rough first two days, but we're on a routine now. The GTM will be road worthy this Spring! :mad:

P.S. Six hours of sleep for everyone last night. Bite me.

The little one's crying does suck but when your 12 year old girl starts taking about boys the crying will come from you (ask me how I know). Congrats, on your baby, it's truely a blessing that will never diminish.

LCD Gauges
01-08-2014, 06:53 PM
Yes Hugo, it's our first but hopefully not last. I ordered a stickshift, but something went wrong with the end product! :D

Funny you mention the tears during the teen years. I'm already dreading the thoughts of boys getting near my girl.
I think I'll install GPS locators in all her clothing, along with mini cameras in her jewellery. At the press of a button,
her chastity belt will send pepper spray onto any approaching invaders.

Paranoid? Overprotective? Nah, not at all.

Kalstar
01-08-2014, 08:55 PM
Yes Hugo, it's our first but hopefully not last. I ordered a stickshift, but something went wrong with the end product! :D

Funny you mention the tears during the teen years. I'm already dreading the thoughts of boys getting near my girl.
I think I'll install GPS locators in all her clothing, along with mini cameras in her jewellery. At the press of a button,
her chastity belt will send pepper spray onto any approaching invaders.

Paranoid? Overprotective? Nah, not at all.

Along the same line.... I was driving up to my son's hockey game last weekend with my wife and the 2 kids. From the back seat comes....."Who put a phone tracker on my phone and tried to hide it under tools"?

Believe it or not it was my wife, I got a good chuckle out of it. Though she has no idea how far Dad will go once a boys start showing up. She has looked 16 since she was 10 and the boy advances were just shrugged off till this year. The school system just changed the grade levels going to the high school, so next year the 7th and 8th grades go to the high school with 500 other students (half that are adolesent boys). So help me god, those juniors and seniors best know I will peel their banana at 200 yards.

Taz Rules
01-09-2014, 01:18 AM
Yes Hugo, it's our first but hopefully not last. I ordered a stickshift, but something went wrong with the end product! :D

Funny you mention the tears during the teen years. I'm already dreading the thoughts of boys getting near my girl.
I think I'll install GPS locators in all her clothing, along with mini cameras in her jewellery. At the press of a button,
her chastity belt will send pepper spray onto any approaching invaders.

Paranoid? Overprotective? Nah, not at all.

the good news is you only have to shoot the first boy, and then the word will get out.