Best Caption contest

[Kalstar]

I'll start with my best caption.

He tried "everything" to get his 818 kit early, but Dave graciously turned down his offer.

(Sorry man, couldn't help myself but I did leave your name out)

[metalmaker12]

I'll start with my best caption.

He tried "everything" to get his 818 kit early, but Dave graciously turned down his offer.

(Sorry man, couldn't help myself but I did leave your name out)

I wonder who that jackass is, it looks like the car landed on him:mad:

[wallace18]

After going to his knees. Please God, let me get my 818 kit soon!

[carbon fiber]

"i know that quarter rolled up under here somewhere."

[THE ITALIAN]

since that is metalmaker's butt before MY butt, I will not reply.
Nothing against your butt, BUT I gotta a much better butt and my Butt should be that butt, not your butt

[conmech]

Yes, Even the 818 gets a FULL Physical..........

[Ray]

"If a guy that is elbow deep in a horse's butt is an Amish mechanic, what is this guy?"

-----or-----

"That little girl from Kansas dropped a house on my Grandmother. At least that guy from Massachusetts hit me with something that has wheels on it."


Ray

[flynntuna]

Isn't nature great. Behold the birth of a driver!

[Xusia]

"No one will find me under here!"

[Racebrewer]

"Let's see........... Page 437; step 3,789..... Tighten bolt to......"

[David Hodgkins]

Ok, now I'd like you to cough...

[AZPete]

STOP! STOP! PULL IT FORWARD!

Good, no radiator leak.

What soap?

[flytosail]

So, you wanted a photo of an 818R with a fartcan muffler?

[THE ITALIAN]

Isn't nature great. Behold the birth of a driver!
That is a winner

[bnr32jason]

The 818R eats more than Porsches for breakfast!

[WIS89]

In preparation for the Open House Jack gets in position to make the 818's "engine noises" for all the attendees.

Steve

[metalmaker12]

;) I just got torched,

Btw the 818s open house build is going as planned, the frame is looking great, the white body panels are very straight and shine up very nicely. The weld jig is awesome, and the frames are looking sweet. I am impressed with there quality, friendliness and the fact that they are just your everyday solid car guys like many of us. I highly recommend this kit to anyone on the fence, cause it truly is the real deal, with no stone unturned. Great job to all of FFR

[conmech]

One size fits all........ Yeah, Right.

[metalmaker12]

Nice to see a seebee on here, I work at EB next the the SeeBee museium in Davisvlle R.I

[conmech]

Nice to see a seebee on here, I work at EB next the the SeeBee museium in Davisvlle R.I

Thanx. Not the first time, won't be the last. Now back to the captions...........


"A SEABEE mechanic would have had it fixed by now".

"The difficult we get done right away, the impossible takes just a little bit longer"

[FFR-ADV]

Yet another victim of the "Go get me a bucket of turbo boost" gag

[Vman7]

"Come on herbie, get out of there, it's not your hamster wheel"

[PhyrraM]

"About now, Dave wished FFR had built the lift too."

[skullandbones]

"I have an MKIII. Let me show you what a perky butt trunk would look like on an 818".

[papajon1000]

I have a few and couldn't decide on the best.

"All he wanted was a ride"

"Driving- you're doing wrong"

"I wonder where the passenger goes in the 818R?"

[michael everson]

Dave talking to Metalmaker. "Do you see it? That's where the blinker fluid goes"

[carbon fiber]

"this thing has two fetzer valves?!"

[metalmaker12]

"It is the flux capacitor,Marty"

[Bob_n_Cincy]

If I can get the transmission in neutral, maybe I can sneek it out the door while nobody is looking.

[metalmaker12]

Lol that is actually what I was doing

[Erik W. Treves]

Just a few that came to the top of my head :p

1. Will a 6-speed fit?
2. Where is the storage compartment
3. What color gel-coat is this
4. Does thing have traction control
5. where does the hard top attach
6. I though this came with fender liners
7. wonder if they were able to get the 6 cylinder in here
8. where is the sway bar
9. wonder if there is a LSD in there
10. Will I fit

[Austexican]

"Buddy" is such a novice at auto service and assembly that he has assumed the wrong position. Every auto mechanic knows that you need to be supine (backside to the ground) in order to view and manipulate those fiddly bits of the undercarriage that require attention. Of course, the proper position requires that the mechanic ingest or inhale such items as rust particulate, oil, dirt, road salt, brake dust, cotter pins, and desiccated parts of roadkill that may have found attachment to the undercarriage. This hazardous environment is the reason why mechanics demand and obtain the prodigious income and benefits due to their hazardous and demanding profession.

[Kalstar]

While searching the Internet for a good one liner for the photo, I found this.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/21242/Mechanic-I-have-sex-with-cars.html

What the hell is wrong with some people?

[metalmaker12]

LOLOL you are wicked funny, but right what the hell

[conmech]

That is TOO funny..... HEY!!! I didn't order "starch" with the interior detail.

[xatudor]

I don't know the driver, but
"What the 818 does to drivers who believe the limits will be the 818's design"

[longislandwrx]

"Already put the Fig Newton's sticker on the windshield, where else can I put these?"

[tirod]

"What jokester put a rainbow sticker way down here?"

[slopoke]

"How am I ever going to explain THIS to the wife?"